Series 02
Release Date: AUG 2023
SPIFF
SIN
never shuts up about the triathlon they’re training for
DREAM
being the first goyangpa on mars
“what? like it’s hard?”
KEVIN
SIN
so competitive it’s toxic
DREAM
perfecting the Hyper Laser Top Spin Shot 3000
“ping pong, like in the anime, ping pong the animation”
GIBLET
SIN
produces extremely harmful radiation
DREAM
make it through one spin class without turning down the resistance
“i’m okay… why do you ask?”
BAGUETTE
SIN
leaves crumbs in your couch you will find 2 months later
DREAM
opening a fancy bakery downtown
“i’m not burnt, i’m perfectly toasted!”
5G
SIN
steals cutlery from restaurants
DREAM
go through a larval stage and emerge with a glow-up
“i need a nap to recover”
BIG BEN
SIN
shopping addiction
DREAM
capsule wardrobe (futile)
“it’s on sale, so…”
NOLAN
SIN
used to wear a fedora
DREAM
tickets to the taylor swift concert
“i’ll never give up”
WIRETAPPING
SIN
buys from drop-shipping sites by accident
DREAM
bottomless mac and cheese
“not again…….”
EVIL [YOU]
SIN
embodiment of your flaws
DREAM
adopting a senior chihuahua and spoiling the dog rotten
“[insert your own catchphrase here but make it really mean instead]”
BUTTERBALL
SIN
lactose intolerant but won’t stop eating cheese
DREAM
warm comfy bed
“i’m not lactose intolerant”
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