Series 01
Release Date: JAN 2023
ONION
SIN
eating all the cookies
DREAM
frying the perfect sunny-side up egg
“can we get fries i’m hungryyy”
BUSINESS
SIN
capitalism
DREAM
having wife to come home to
“did you call me, boss? i’m on my way!”
TONY HAWK:
PRO SKATER 2
SIN
ripstik in the cemetery
DREAM
get famous on social media
“hey bro, no harm no foul”
CORN
SIN
monoculture farming enthusiast
DREAM
retiring on the ol’ ranch with a dog named buddy
“back in my day…”
JESSICA
SIN
doesn’t vacuum under the couch
DREAM
living inside a panera bread bowl
“do you think god stays in heaven because he lives in fear of what he created?”
BUG
SIN
brushes teeth after eating breakfast, not before
DREAM
winning a fortnite giveaway
“wanna play amogus?”
ORANGE
CREATURE
SIN
league of legends diamond player
DREAM
be a NEET forever
“…huh?”
MACKEREL
SIN
says GIF wrong
DREAM
going on a fishing trip with their friends
“vanilla is my favorite ice cream flavor”
PROFESSOR EVIL
SIN
too nice
DREAM
pumpkin spice latte all year round
“let’s go to starbucks and draw together”
JELLY
SIN
kpoppie
DREAM
full collection of their ult’s PCs
“take a pic of me with this standee!!!!”
WINNIE
SIN
a taurus
DREAM
throwing the best birthday party ever
“last night was a movieeeeeeee”
LIL BUD
SIN
nothing
DREAM
having a really really yummy lunch tomorrow
“…”
PANCAKES
SIN
eats pancakes
DREAM
taking over the waffle house empire to rename it pancake house
“can i drink wine in here?”
JONATHAN
SIN
hubris
DREAM
none
“i could do that, easy”
STOMPY
SIN
thinks monster energy drinks “taste good”
DREAM
winning the nobel prize
“it’s definitely gonna work this time”
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